President Bush became very upset at Congress for leaking classified info before the start of this week's military attacks on Afganistan. Now some other info has leaked out, such as:
1. Ted Kennedy can crush a can of Bud with his nose.
2. Jesse Helms bribed one of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
to change his diaper.
3. Charles Rangel calls Hilary Clinton every morning and
sings her rap songs.
4. Every morning, weather he needs it or not, George W.
gives Dick Chaney mouth to mouth.
5. Tom Ridge, director of the Office of Homebound Security,
has a terrible fear of hand puppets.
6. On his left buttock Jesse Jackson has a tattoo of
the word "loverboy,"
7. Al Gore has tattooed to his stomach, "Feed me."
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