So Rudy Guiliani isn't mayor of New York any more. But at least the Miss America pageant will stay in Atlantic City, at least for now. And a rabbi in Brooklyn New York stayed in a block of ice trying to set a world record. Oy vey! Read all about it.
1. Former New York Mayor Rudy Guiliani said in
his farewell speech that if he ever moves to
another part of the country, he's bringing New
York City with him.
2. Osama Bin Laden says that his goal is to
destroy the United States economy. But he really
doesn't have to worry about that. Our politicians
do that for us.
3. Hillary Clinton has told her husband Bill
that while he is anywhere in New York State he's
not to chase women. In other words she's
declared that when it comes to New York and her
husband, this is a "no pull down your fly zone."
4. Buffalo New York averaged over twelve
inches of snow per day last week. There hasn't
been that much white stuff around since the last
Hollywood party.
5. The Miss America pageant, held in Atlantic
City for more than eighty years, will stay for at
least one more year while officials consider its
future. The pageant's board of directors have
turned down offers to move the pagenat next year
to Nevada, Florida, or Donald Trump's apartment.
6. A rabbi from the Coney Island section of
Brooklyn has stayed inside a block of ice without
food or sleep, trying to break a world record.
The rabbi's brother tried unsuccessfully to break
through the ice with a circumcision knife.
7. An exhibitionist motorist says he has reached
his 2001 goal of driving 15,000 miles in the buff.
He was finally arrested for having an exposed dip
stick.
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